Loser of the year
I love making people laugh!
I'm a super-hero and my power is invisibility!!!
I want an unicorn, and a shark! :3


Grandma: You like pop music, right? Like that band, Marianna Trench?
Me: It’s Marianas Trench, and they are like…they don’t really have a genera. They’re like Queen.
Grandma: I don’t know Queen.
Me:
Me: Do you know the song Bohemian Rhapsody?
Grandma: Oh no, I don’t listen to rap music.
Me:
When your song is playing
& somebody wants to change it
(Source: goldendayspurplenights)
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
“Working as Blogger at Tumblr.”
“Fluent in sarcasm.”
(Source: phil-mitchell, via pizza-maniac)

reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.
Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)